‘When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ –
Mae West
In that spirit… Be bad now and then… Keeps life interesting !! … 
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When do you know that you’re getting old? If your wife says ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love!’ And you answer ‘Pick one, I can’t do both!’
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‘Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.’
– Will Rogers
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‘Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.’ — Dale Carnegie
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‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Anonymous
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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’ — Rod Stewart
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‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.’ — Milton Berle
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‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time!’ — Robin Williams
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The fate of man turns on the body of a woman. — William Everson
