Just because …..



MEN …..     🙂


‘I can resist everything except temptation.’  —  Oscar Wilde


‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says,  ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’  and you can’t remember what it is.’  —  Milton Berle


‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’  —  Robin Williams


‘Clinton lied.  A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.’  —  Barbara Bush


‘Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’  —  Robin Williams


‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’  —  Rod Stewart


‘All men hear is
blah, blah, blah, blah
SEX, blah, blah, blah
FOOD, blah, blah, blah,
BEER.’  —  Dennis Leary



  1. Davis said

    the Milton Berle one is the best — thanks

  2. CJ said

    Oh, yes. Very good. I wish I’d said all, or even any, of them. 🙂 😉

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