Posts Tagged Funny Quotes about Men

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MENTAL  HEALTH  BREAK …..     🙂

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MEN …..     🙂

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‘I can resist everything except temptation.’  —  Oscar Wilde

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‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says,  ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’  and you can’t remember what it is.’  —  Milton Berle

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‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’  —  Robin Williams

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‘Clinton lied.  A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.’  —  Barbara Bush

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‘Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’  —  Robin Williams

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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’  —  Rod Stewart

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‘All men hear is
blah, blah, blah, blah
SEX, blah, blah, blah
FOOD, blah, blah, blah,
BEER.’  —  Dennis Leary

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