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‘If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.’ — Margaret Thatcher

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‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Unknown

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‘Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.’ —
Mae West

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‘I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.’ — Rita Rudner

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‘A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.’ —
Gloria Steinem

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‘No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.’ — Joyce Brothers

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‘I’m an excellent housekeeper.  Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.’ — Zsa Zsa Gabor

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‘Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.’ — Charlotte Whitton

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‘When I’m good, I’m very good.  But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ —
Mae West

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