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Just because …..

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‘If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.’ — Margaret Thatcher

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‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Unknown

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‘Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.’ —
Mae West

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‘I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.’ — Rita Rudner

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‘A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.’ —
Gloria Steinem

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‘No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.’ — Joyce Brothers

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‘I’m an excellent housekeeper.  Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.’ — Zsa Zsa Gabor

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‘Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.’ — Charlotte Whitton

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‘When I’m good, I’m very good.  But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ —
Mae West

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Just because …..

MENTAL  HEALTH  BREAK …..     🙂

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MEN …..     🙂

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‘I can resist everything except temptation.’  —  Oscar Wilde

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‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says,  ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’  and you can’t remember what it is.’  —  Milton Berle

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‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’  —  Robin Williams

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‘Clinton lied.  A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.’  —  Barbara Bush

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‘Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’  —  Robin Williams

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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’  —  Rod Stewart

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‘All men hear is
blah, blah, blah, blah
SEX, blah, blah, blah
FOOD, blah, blah, blah,
BEER.’  —  Dennis Leary

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