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Just because …..
‘Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.’
— Will Rogers
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‘Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.’ — Dale Carnegie 🙂
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‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Anonymous
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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’ — Rod Stewart 🙂
Farewell To Bush
Here’s a good-bye gift he won’t forget!!! At least somebody is giving him a ‘Heads Up!’ 🙂
What in the world are we going to do without Bush? — Oh, I forgot. We’ll be busy cleaning up his mess…..
In the meantime, click on the following audio link for a ‘Farewell To Bush,’ ‘Bushisms’ that made us laugh and cry…..a lot!!! Courtesy of the ‘Bill Press Show’ www.billpress.com. Enjoy!!! 🙂
Just because …..
‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.’ — Milton Berle 🙂
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‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time!’ — Robin Williams 🙂
Boy, Will I miss Bush! :-)
BOY, WILL I MISS THIS GUY ….. NOT ! 🙂
German paper ‘Hamburger Morgenpost’ celebrating Obama’s victory with this headline:
‘Bye-bye, Bush! The end of insanity.
Starting today, there will be hope again in America —
And the world breathes a sigh of relief.’
Sorry, I Don’t Do Republicans!
So, how about this little post-election humorous anecdote? As I was sitting at a stop light, I noticed that the guy in the car in front of me was trying to flirt, looking back and forth between his rear view and side mirrors. After not getting the response he was looking for, don’t you know, he got out of his car, came over to me and motioned for me to open my window which I did. As the light was about to change, he just handed me his card and told me ‘Call me, I would love to take you out to dinner!’ You can imagine that I was a little surprised by that and without thinking too much, I took his card. He was about to return back to his car, when I noticed this little sticker on his bumper, staring right at me:
And, of course, there was only one possible answer for me:
‘SORRY, I DON’T DO REPUBLICANS!’ 🙂
