Posts Tagged Funny Thought
December 29, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged Funny Motivational Quote, Funny Motivational Thought, Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Just because ....., Motivational Quote, Motivational Thought, Random, Thoughts, Will Rogers Quote

‘Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.’
— Will Rogers
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December 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged Funny Motivational Quote, Funny Motivational Thought, Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Happiness Quote, Humor, Just because ....., Motivational Quote, Motivational Thought, Positive Thoughts, Random, Thoughts

‘Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.’ — Dale Carnegie 🙂
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November 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged Funny Motivational Quote, Funny Quote, Funny Quote Men, Funny Quote Women, Funny Thought, Humor, Just because ....., Random, Thoughts

‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Anonymous
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November 19, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Humor, Political Humor, Politics, Random, Thoughts, Uncategorized ·Tagged Barack Obama, Bush, Bush Humor, Bushisms, Election 2008, Funny Thought, Humor, Life, People, Political Humor, Politics, Random, Thoughts

Here’s a good-bye gift he won’t forget!!! At least somebody is giving him a ‘Heads Up!’ 🙂
What in the world are we going to do without Bush? — Oh, I forgot. We’ll be busy cleaning up his mess…..
In the meantime, click on the following audio link for a ‘Farewell To Bush,’ ‘Bushisms’ that made us laugh and cry…..a lot!!! Courtesy of the ‘Bill Press Show’ www.billpress.com. Enjoy!!! 🙂
http://www.billpressmedia.com/nsmpc/FAREWELL-Bushisms.mp3
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November 12, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Humor, Just because ....., Random, Thoughts ·Tagged Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Humor, Just because ....., Marriage Funny Quote, Random, Relationship Funny Quote, Thought

‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.’ — Milton Berle 🙂
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November 10, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Humor, Just because ....., Random, Thoughts ·Tagged Funny Quote, Funny Thought, Humor, Just because ....., Random, Thoughts

‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time!’ — Robin Williams 🙂
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November 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm · Filed under Barack Obama, Election 2008, Joe Biden, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin ·Tagged Barack Obama, Bush Humor, Election 2008, Funny Thought, Humor, Joe Biden, John McCain, People, Political Humor, Politics, President Obama, Random, Sarah Palin, Thought
BOY, WILL I MISS THIS GUY ….. NOT ! 🙂

German paper ‘Hamburger Morgenpost’ celebrating Obama’s victory with this headline:
‘Bye-bye, Bush! The end of insanity.
Starting today, there will be hope again in America —
And the world breathes a sigh of relief.’
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November 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm · Filed under Barack Obama, Election 2008, Humor, Joe Biden, John McCain, Political Humor, Politics, Sarah Palin ·Tagged Election 2008, Funny Thought, Humor, Joe Biden, John McCain, Life, People, Politics, Potical Humor, Random, Sarah Palin, Thoughts
So, how about this little post-election humorous anecdote? As I was sitting at a stop light, I noticed that the guy in the car in front of me was trying to flirt, looking back and forth between his rear view and side mirrors. After not getting the response he was looking for, don’t you know, he got out of his car, came over to me and motioned for me to open my window which I did. As the light was about to change, he just handed me his card and told me ‘Call me, I would love to take you out to dinner!’ You can imagine that I was a little surprised by that and without thinking too much, I took his card. He was about to return back to his car, when I noticed this little sticker on his bumper, staring right at me:

And, of course, there was only one possible answer for me:
‘SORRY, I DON’T DO REPUBLICANS!’ 🙂
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