‘When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ —
Mae West
In that spirit… Be bad now and then… Keeps life interesting !! … 🙂
‘When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ —
Mae West
In that spirit… Be bad now and then… Keeps life interesting !! … 🙂
MENTAL HEALTH BREAK ….. 🙂
Free lunch… What a funky little thief !!! …lol…lol…lol
MENTAL HEALTH BREAK 🙂
WOMEN 🙂
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‘If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.’ — Margaret Thatcher
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‘Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?’ — Unknown
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‘Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.’ —
Mae West
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‘I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.’ — Rita Rudner
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‘A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.’ —
Gloria Steinem
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‘No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.’ — Joyce Brothers
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‘I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.’ — Zsa Zsa Gabor
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‘Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.’ — Charlotte Whitton
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‘When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.’ —
Mae West
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MENTAL HEALTH BREAK ….. 🙂
MEN ….. 🙂
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‘I can resist everything except temptation.’ — Oscar Wilde
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‘Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.’ — Milton Berle
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‘God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’ — Robin Williams
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‘Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.’ — Barbara Bush
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‘Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’ — Robin Williams
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‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.’ — Rod Stewart
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‘All men hear is
blah, blah, blah, blah
SEX, blah, blah, blah
FOOD, blah, blah, blah,
BEER.’ — Dennis Leary
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MENTAL HEALTH BREAK 🙂
The following are some of my favorite funny and motivational pictures and quotes. Take a break from your day and enjoy! Be happy and laugh often… Life is truly beautiful!
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Love is just something you can’t explain…
Like the look of a rose, the smell of rain,
Or the feeling of forever…
Love is all around you!
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‘Puppy Love’ …lol… lol
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‘We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the Blessings of Peace.’ — William E. Gladstone
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SPRING IS IN THE AIR….. 🙂
NO WORDS NECESSARY….. 🙂
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‘A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.’ — Unknown
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‘Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.’ — Aimee Mullins